reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
- me: -cooking something-
- me: -reads directions on box-
- me: ok -throws the box in the trash-
- me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-
Create a law that when someone is caught with drugs on them, they have to consume the entire amount, no matter how much it is
I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes.
Walter Bishop
(via s-t-u-p-o-r-e)
Guys there is actually a german ripoff of Aladdin by this terrifying “animation company” (I use that term loosely) Dingo Pictures and I wanted to share Aladdin’s song b/c it is funky fresh
My new morning JAM.
I….
historisch relevant
Ich bin sehr behütet aufgewachsen
*öffnet Fotoalbum, das nur Bilder von mir mit Hut enthält*
i need to find a husband and have a baby now
this is too much for me right now
chaotic neutral
It says a lot about me that this basically sums up my reaction to a lot of situations.
65u:
you’ll never find another me
